Here’s a numbered list of a few, important things I thought you’d want to know today. It’s numbered because I’m logical-mathematical. Numbering makes me feel better.
And it’s my blog.
1. I ate this.
2. I drank water out of this cup.
3. I’m addicted to these.
4. I saw this sign very near my house.
5. This is the weather outside my house today.
6. I saw this sign at the very fancy gas station where Big Daddy sometimes takes us out to lunch.
As we’ve discussed before, under-par grammar disgusts me. It is what it is.
10-4. Over and out,