This is, after all, a multi-media blog.
I’m not really sure what “multi-media” means, but I’ve got a picture for you. They’re (the blog and the picture) both media, so that’s “multi”, right?
Here she is. I call her Miss Lurkey:
The picture, not the food, is what I love. I, actually, don’t care for turkey, which I’m certain means I’m a communist or, at the very least, a sympathizer. That’s probably bad because I know as much about communism as I do about multi-media.
My friend, Maria, sent me this picture a few years back. I think she was trying to make me feel better about myself. However, I really just ended up identifying with the bird: saggy wings and birthing hips. Boy, can I ever relate! This bird’s got nothing on me, except for the fact that she looks better in a bikini.
You’ll just have to trust me on that one.
And the lack of a functioning head? Well, we won’t go there.
Gobbling as I waddle away from the computer,